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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1654038" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Here is a true story about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Subramanyam entered the fourth grade.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up: </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">said Chandrashekhar.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Chandrashekhar, who is new to ou country, knows more about its</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">history than you do.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,' </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Who said that?' she demanded.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Chandrashekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Again, Chandrashekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">say anything else, I'll kill you.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">to Chandra Levy, 2001.'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f**ked!'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">And Chandrashekhar sai quietly, 'George Bush, Iraq, 2005.'</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 1654038, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]Here is a true story about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subramanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand-up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!' Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?' Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to ou country, knows more about its history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F**k the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrashekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!' Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!' Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.' The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f**ked!' And Chandrashekhar sai quietly, 'George Bush, Iraq, 2005.'[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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