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<blockquote data-quote="Michael" data-source="post: 377161" data-attributes="member: 1579"><p>Pick the month (number) you were born in:</p><p></p><p>1----I fell in love with</p><p>2----I ate a</p><p>3----I smacked</p><p>4----I sang to</p><p>5----I gave my number to</p><p>6----I murdered</p><p>7----I shot</p><p>8----I gave a lap dance to</p><p>9----I choked on</p><p>10---I bitched out</p><p>11---I had sex with</p><p>12---I humped</p><p></p><p>Pick the day (number) you were born on:</p><p></p><p>1-------A homeless guy</p><p>2-------your mom</p><p>3-------a banana</p><p>4-------a fork</p><p>5-------a Mexican</p><p>6-------a gangster</p><p>7-------a hooker</p><p>8-------an ipod</p><p>9-------my best friends boyfriend</p><p>10-------a goat</p><p>11-------my dog</p><p>12-------a ninja</p><p>13-------the computer</p><p>14-------a football player</p><p>15-------my neighbor</p><p>16-------myself</p><p>17-------a can of soda</p><p>18-------a llama</p><p>19-------a pickle</p><p>20-------a stuffed animal</p><p>21-------a permanent marker</p><p>22-------my dad</p><p>23-------a c*nd*m</p><p>24-------my psychiatrist</p><p>25-------a policeman</p><p>26-------my brother</p><p>27-------my sister</p><p>28-------a baseball bat</p><p>29-------a DVD player</p><p>30-------a paperclip</p><p>31-------my cell phone</p><p></p><p>Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:</p><p></p><p>White------Because I was high.</p><p>Black-------Because I was drunk.</p><p>Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.</p><p>Red---------Because the voices told me to.</p><p>Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want</p><p>Green------Because I hate myself.</p><p>Purple------Because I'm naked.</p><p>Gray--------Because that's how I roll.</p><p>Yellow------Because someone offered me $1 million</p><p>Brown-------Because i like it like that.</p><p>Orange----Becuse I hate my family.</p><p>Other-------Because that's how I roll.</p><p></p><p><strong>Here Goes Mine</strong></p><p>I Smacked A Football Player Because I Was Drunk </p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Michael, post: 377161, member: 1579"] Pick the month (number) you were born in: 1----I fell in love with 2----I ate a 3----I smacked 4----I sang to 5----I gave my number to 6----I murdered 7----I shot 8----I gave a lap dance to 9----I choked on 10---I bitched out 11---I had sex with 12---I humped Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------A homeless guy 2-------your mom 3-------a banana 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------a hooker 8-------an ipod 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------a goat 11-------my dog 12-------a ninja 13-------the computer 14-------a football player 15-------my neighbor 16-------myself 17-------a can of soda 18-------a llama 19-------a pickle 20-------a stuffed animal 21-------a permanent marker 22-------my dad 23-------a c*nd*m 24-------my psychiatrist 25-------a policeman 26-------my brother 27-------my sister 28-------a baseball bat 29-------a DVD player 30-------a paperclip 31-------my cell phone Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing: White------Because I was high. Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because I'm naked. Gray--------Because that's how I roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me $1 million Brown-------Because i like it like that. Orange----Becuse I hate my family. Other-------Because that's how I roll. [B]Here Goes Mine[/B] I Smacked A Football Player Because I Was Drunk :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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