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<blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 854837" data-attributes="member: 10197"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks,</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> "Do you have any turkey?"</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> the weighing scales. It weighs three kilogrammes.</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> on the turkey. The scales now show four kilogrammes.</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"> "That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please."</span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gazaly, post: 854837, member: 10197"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=arial]A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks,[/FONT][FONT=arial] "Do you have any turkey?"[/FONT][FONT=arial] The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on[/FONT][FONT=arial] the weighing scales. It weighs three kilogrammes.[/FONT][FONT=arial] The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have[/FONT][FONT=arial] one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"[/FONT][FONT=arial] The butcher puts the turkey back into the fridge and then takes it out[/FONT][FONT=arial] again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb[/FONT][FONT=arial] on the turkey. The scales now show four kilogrammes.[/FONT][FONT=arial] "That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please."[/FONT][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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