Lessons in Logic
LOGIC ONE
If your father is a poor man,it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
LOGIC TWO
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
LOGIC THREE
Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
LOGIC FOUR
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
LOGIC FIVE
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
LOGIC SIX
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
LOGIC SEVEN
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
LOGIC EIGHT
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
LOGIC NINE
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
LOGIC TEN
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
LOGIC ELEVEN
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
LOGIC TWELVE
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
LOGIC THIRTEEN
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
LOGIC FOURTEEN
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
LOGIC FIFTEEN
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
LOGIC SIXTEEN
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
LOGIC SEVENTEEN
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
LOGIC EIGHTEEN
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
LOGIC NINETEEN
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
FINALLY LOGIC TWENTY
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
LOGIC ONE
If your father is a poor man,it is your fate
but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
LOGIC TWO
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
LOGIC THREE
Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
LOGIC FOUR
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
LOGIC FIVE
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
LOGIC SIX
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
LOGIC SEVEN
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
LOGIC EIGHT
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
LOGIC NINE
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
LOGIC TEN
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
LOGIC ELEVEN
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
LOGIC TWELVE
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
LOGIC THIRTEEN
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
LOGIC FOURTEEN
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
LOGIC FIFTEEN
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
LOGIC SIXTEEN
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
LOGIC SEVENTEEN
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
LOGIC EIGHTEEN
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
LOGIC NINETEEN
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
FINALLY LOGIC TWENTY
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
