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<blockquote data-quote="nimal2011" data-source="post: 11549830" data-attributes="member: 372019"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.</span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,</span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Emma come first.</span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Den I come.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Den two asses come together.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I come once-a-more! ..</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Two asses, they come together again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I come again and pee twice.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Then I come one lasta time.'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The lady can't take this anymore,</span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">She retorted indignantly.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?</span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '..</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Read, enjoy and comment please</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nimal2011, post: 11549830, member: 372019"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana]A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana] They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana]The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana] But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana]Emma come first.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana] Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! .. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana]The lady can't take this anymore,[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana] "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana]'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!" [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana]'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex?[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Verdana] I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '..[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5]Read, enjoy and comment please[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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