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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 42220" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><p style="text-align: left"><em>1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>1st woman: I froze to death.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>2nd woman: How horrible!</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>About you?</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>1st woman: So, what happened?</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>I started running all over the house looking.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>I ran up into the attic</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>Closet and checked under all the beds.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>I kept this up until I had</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>Keeled over with a heart attack and died.</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be</em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em>Alive.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em><img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/bff49ff5fa.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em><img src="http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/1b9b4366a8.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></em></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"><em><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a> </em></p><p></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 42220, member: 1233"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="SeaGreen"][LEFT][I]1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What About you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every Closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just Keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be Alive.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/bff49ff5fa.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/1b9b4366a8.gif[/IMG] :love: [url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url] [/I][/LEFT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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