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<blockquote data-quote="abbish" data-source="post: 1262811" data-attributes="member: 65231"><p><strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. </span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. </span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The day of delivery arrived. </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. </span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!" </span></span></span></strong><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">"What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"</span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #292929"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="abbish, post: 1262811, member: 65231"] [B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma] [B][SIZE=3]One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. [/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma] [B][SIZE=3]The day of delivery arrived. [/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3]Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!" [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#292929][FONT=Tahoma] [B][SIZE=3]The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]"What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant. [/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"[/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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