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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9286509" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p></p><p style="text-align: center">There were 2 nuns ......</p> <p style="text-align: center">One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),</p> <p style="text-align: center">and the other was known as Sister Logical (SL)</p> <p style="text-align: center">It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">thirty eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> It's logical. He wants to rape us.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">What can we do?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> It's not working.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">He started to walk faster, too.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing we can do is split You go that way and I'll</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">go this way. He cannot follow us both.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">happened to Sister Logical.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then Sister Logical arrives.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">so he followed me.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Yes, yes! But what happened then?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">could, and he started to run as fast as he could.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> And?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing happened. He reached me.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Oh, dear! What did you do?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Oh, Sister! What did the man do?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red">SM:</span> Oh, no! What happened then?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: darkred">SL:</span> Isn't it logical, Sister?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><strong>Note: Highlight some white text down to see what happened next:</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white">A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white">And for those who thought it would be dirty ..........<img src="http://www.amaderforum.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: white"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9286509, member: 312790"] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] [CENTER]There were 2 nuns ...... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other was known as Sister Logical (SL) It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. [SIZE=4] [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] It's logical. He wants to rape us. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] It's not working. [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing we can do is split You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Yes, yes! But what happened then? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could, and he started to run as fast as he could. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] And? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing happened. He reached me. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, dear! What did you do? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, Sister! What did the man do? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. [COLOR=red]SM:[/COLOR] Oh, no! What happened then? [COLOR=darkred]SL:[/COLOR] Isn't it logical, Sister? [COLOR=red][B] Note: Highlight some white text down to see what happened next:[/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=white] A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those who thought it would be dirty ..........[IMG]http://www.amaderforum.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif[/IMG] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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