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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alaya" data-source="post: 833245" data-attributes="member: 3897"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">There were two nuns... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) , </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM: It's not working. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical . </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">Then Sister Logical arrives. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM : And? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL : The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SM: Oh, no! What happened then? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">Sorry.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy">  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">HAVE A NICE DAY! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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