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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jenna" data-source="post: 3420831" data-attributes="member: 112997">I hope this is not a REPOST CHINESE COWS You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone* reporting actual numbers. *INDIAN COWS You have 2 cows. You worship them. *PAKISTANI COWS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for* warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with this and claim exploitation by the world. *AMERICAN COWS You have 2 cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation* will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows *BRITISH COWS You have 2 cows. They are both mad. *JAPANESE COWS You have 2 cows. you redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary* cow and produce 20 times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow* images called Cow-kimon and market them worldwide. *SRI LANKAN COWS You have 2 cows. You make one the president and the other the leader of the opposition!*</blockquote>

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