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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4238076" data-attributes="member: 49393">Types of Farts! Eeww digusting   ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.********* ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.********* TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.********* JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.********* DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.********* GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.********* HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.********* SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.********* TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.********* OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.********* ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.********* NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"</blockquote>

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