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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazyfool" data-source="post: 564119" data-attributes="member: 32151">1) Ms. Nice Gal - “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormatAdvantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindlyDisadvantages: May wise up someday2) Old Yeller - “You god-damned spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable??”Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from HellAdvantages: Pays attention to youDisadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans3) Sickly - “Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite”Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, GlumpyAdvantages: PredictableDisadvantages: Contagious4) The Bosser - “Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don’t give me that look.”Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, yes MomAdvantages: Often rightDisadvantages: Often right, but so what?5) Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - “I just can’t decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?”Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c’mon HoneyAdvantages: Easily soothedDisadvantages: Even more easily perturbed6) Wild Woman out of Control - “I’ve got an idea. Lez get drunk an’ make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S’fun.”Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed outAdvantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeysDisadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs7) Huffy - “I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at”Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly proposition, iceberg, SnarlyAdvantages: Your friends will feel sorry for youDisadvantages: You will have no friends8) Woman from Mars - “I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship”Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, ArtisticAdvantages: Entertaining, unfathomableDisadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud9) Ms. Dreamgirl - “I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now”Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, GorgeousAdvantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibitedDisadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you</blockquote>

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