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Message: <blockquote data-quote="asitha_rules" data-source="post: 1478000" data-attributes="member: 45638">LOL. YEH THEREZ ANODER 1 LYK DIS1. You use banana leaves instead of plates, to eat rice and curry2. Your parents mark any special occasion by boiling milk until it spills all over your stove..3. You get it on to baila music.4. You know Buddhist chants, Hindu chants and the Islamic call to prayer..by heart5. Your idea of a bathing suit is a conspicuous see-thru sarong around your chest.6. You find apples and oranges to be precious commodities while durian and rambutang are part of your daily diet.7. You refer to friends by calling them "Machan" instead of "dude"8. you have encountered; been pursued; or bitten by a snake.9. Catching malaria is like catching a cold.10. You don't remember how to spell your long-ass last name11. You find that Americans will choose death over trying to pronounce your name.12.You learned how to spell your last name by singing it to the tune of the ABC song13. You haggle at the dollar store cuz' you know that chocolate bar just cost you a 100 rupees.14. You eat string hoppers ,coconut milk and a three- course curry meal for breakfast15.When Arrack is better then any French champagne16. You have mastered the art of squatting17. You use Siddahelpe, gripe water and Panadol to solve your medical problems18.You rock a pimped out three whealer when you drive down main street to check out the hoes.19 You ride an elephant to school.8 )20.You make $100 per month and buy petrol at $4 per gallon.21. You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.22. You have a Singer sewing machine at home.23 You call an older person you've never met before "uncle" or "aunty"24. Your relatives alone could populate a small city.25. EVERYONE is a family friend.26.You went to a university as far away from home as possible and you still came back home to live with your parents after you finish.27.You use Kist or Maggi chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.28.Your parents always say "on the light" instead of "turn the light on29. When "Aney".. or "Aiiyooo" or "Alllaaahhh" is a standard word in everyday conversation30. You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.31. You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family32. You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go33.Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day34.When the car allows 7 people yet you seem to fit 20 in there!!35. Your parents compare you to all of their friends'kids.36. When cursing the Government is the highlight of every dinner conversation37. No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.38. Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor/engineer.39. Your parents worry what other people will think when your seen out in public with boys or if your "carrying on with someone"40. Your parents worry what other people will say about you having a girlfriend/boyfriend or better yet "an affair"41. At a function or party your parents say that their leaving, but often take another hour saying goodbye at the door.42. You find overlapping last names in the display area for this Groups' members. (if you dont see this, refresh your page. it'll happen eventually)43. When u tell people that you are from Sri Lanka and they say "oh the country that got hit by the tsunami" (apparently the tsunami finally put us on the map!)44. Whenever something sad happens to anyone or any animal for that matter you automatically say "aney pouuuuuu..."45. When your parents talk shit about your American friends in Sinhalese/Tamil while standing right next to them46. When something gross happens or talking about anything thats disgusting,bad,etc. you say "Chi Chi Chi...".</blockquote>

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