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<blockquote data-quote="devilion" data-source="post: 721888" data-attributes="member: 3794"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">friends came home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: Udurawana How is your MBA preparation? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: Logic is very easy.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: YES.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana : YES.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: YES. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: YES.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: YES.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: so, logically, your are married. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: YES.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Friend: So, that means U are a heterosexual. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees his</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">lecturer and he wanted to show his knowledge on Logic to him.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana : Sir, I want to show you my knowledge on Logic</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lecturer : Ah.. how do you find it ?. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: Oh, logic is easy.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lecturer : Please, give me an example.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana : Do you have a fish pot in your house? </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Lecturer : NO, I don't.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Udurawana: <strong>"Ammata hudu!, HOMO!!!" </strong></span></span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="devilion, post: 721888, member: 3794"] [SIZE="3"][COLOR="Sienna"][FONT="Verdana"]Udurawana decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his friends came home. Friend: Udurawana How is your MBA preparation? Udurawana: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic. Friend: Logic is very easy. Udurawana: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand. Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house? Udurawana: YES. Friend: Logically, there will be water in it. Udurawana : YES. Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it. Udurawana: YES. Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish. Udurawana: YES. Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish. Udurawana: YES. Friend: so, logically, your are married. Udurawana: YES. Friend: So, that means U are a heterosexual. Udurawana was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees his lecturer and he wanted to show his knowledge on Logic to him. Udurawana : Sir, I want to show you my knowledge on Logic Lecturer : Ah.. how do you find it ?. Udurawana: Oh, logic is easy. Lecturer : Please, give me an example. Udurawana : Do you have a fish pot in your house? Lecturer : NO, I don't. Udurawana: [B]"Ammata hudu!, HOMO!!!" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]:shocked: [/QUOTE]
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