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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamika123" data-source="post: 820173" data-attributes="member: 49101">Udurawana bought a new mobile.He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said"My MobileNo. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend: Really, what is he studying.Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Interviewer shouts: Stop it.Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sisterUdurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"Wife: How do you know??Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..Udurawana complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV inmy house.Police: How the thief did not take TV???Udurawana: I was watching TV news...</blockquote>

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