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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gazaly" data-source="post: 923697" data-attributes="member: 10197">Uduravana as a photographer focusing a dead body's face in afuneral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?. . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE" Uduravana gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sitson the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.. . . .. . . . . . . Uduravana:"I've been promoted as branch manager." Uduravana standing below a tube light with a open mouth.....WHY?. . . .. . . . . . . because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light".Uduravana  asked a plumber to come to his college.U knw Why?. . . . . . . . . . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.All were busy writing except Uduravana....................He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet .Uduravana:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....Uduravana & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Uduravana says... Drinkquickly......Wife asks why... . . . . . Uduravana says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10A Uduravana & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? . . . .. . . . . . . . Uduravana replied: Ok!  We"ll apply NEXT YEAR Uduravana was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u  writing so slowly? ..........Uduravana: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.Uduravana visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies. Uduravana goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. ............................It is "U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"</blockquote>

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