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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BlackNight" data-source="post: 94963" data-attributes="member: 3936">Udurawana & two friends talking in the pub. The friends are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while Udurawana remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to Udurawana and says,"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"Udurawana says "I ' ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."The Friends were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked."She said, ' get out from under the bed and fight like a man ' ."Udurawana bought a new mobile.He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"Udurawana : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .Friend : Really, what is he studying.Udurawana : No he is not studying, They r Studying him.Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Interviewer shouts: Stop it.Udurawana : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...Udurawana and neighbor were sitting on a tree and Udurawana was singing a song.After 4 songs Udurawana hung himself upside down and started singing again. Neighbor asks, "Udurawana, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down".Udurawana says "I am singing the B side."Udurawana : Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.Udurawana : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.Udurawana : If I die will u remarry?Wife : No! I ' ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?Udurawana : No, I ' ll also stay with your sisterUdurawana  : People consider me as a "GOD"Wife : How do you know??Udurawana : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..Udurawana complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.Police : How the thief did not take TV???Udurawana : I was watching TV no.... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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