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Message: <blockquote data-quote="suspect" data-source="post: 1230355" data-attributes="member: 4074">Udurawana complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police: How the thief did not take TV???Udurawana: I was watching TV news... Udurawana comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"  He Writes a note and sticks it the pole "Thanks 4 the complement" How do you recognize Udurawana in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.  Once Udurawana was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.Udurawana - why r all these people running?Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup Udurawana - If only the winner will get the cup, why r the others running? Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Udurawana: The future tense is ..."u will go to jail" Udurawana told his servant: Go and water the plantsServant: It's already raining Udurawana: So what? Take an umbrella and go.A man asked Udurawana why Ratnasiri Wickramanayake goes walking in theevening and not in the morning Udurawana replied "Ratnasiri is PM not AMPart 1 <a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1229327" target="_blank">http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1229327</a></blockquote>

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