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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alaya" data-source="post: 600104" data-attributes="member: 3897"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Udurawana died and went to heaven. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions: </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>2. How many seconds are there in a year? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Udurawana thought for a few minutes and answered. 1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it’s not the answer I expected. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><strong>Uduravana replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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