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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Halo" data-source="post: 13345482" data-attributes="member: 31760">Interviewer: what is your birth date?Udurawana: 13th OctoberInterviewer: Which year?Udurawana: every yearManager asked Udurawana at an interview.Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Udurawana: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana:Any great man born in this village???Udurawana: no sir, only small Babies!!!Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi JayanthiSo Udurawana writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driveradjusted the mirror. Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see mywife? Sit behind. I will drive.Interviewer: just imagine youare on the3rd floor, it caught fireand how will you escape?Udurawana: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!  Udurawana: My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill statusUdurawana: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.Udurawana: I think that girl is deaf..Friend: How do u know?Udurawana: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are newFriend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!Udurawana: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?Udurawana: ZEBRATeacher: How?Udurawana: Bcoz it is Black & WhiteUdurawana attending an interview in Software Company.Manager: Do U know MS Office?Udurawana: If U give me the address I will go there sir.Udurawana in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "B silent."Udurawana: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Udurawana: "All are born on government holidays...! !!Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?Udurawana: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />[Source: Email]</blockquote>

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