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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shehanga" data-source="post: 371335" data-attributes="member: 5308"><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana bought a new mobile.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">He sent a message everyone from his Phone Book & said</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">"My MobileNo. Has changed.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Friend: Really, what is he studying.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: No he is not studying, they r Studying him.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Interviewer shouts: Stop it.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: Doctor, In my dreams, I play football every night.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: If I die will u remarry?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: No, I'll also stay with your sister</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: People consider me as a "GOD"</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Wife: How do you know??</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Oh GOD! U have come again..</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">my house.</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Police: How the thief did not take TV???</span></p><p><span style="color: Blue">Udurawana: I was watching TV news...</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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