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Message: <blockquote data-quote="htsm" data-source="post: 563268" data-attributes="member: 17639"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Manager asked Udurawana at an interview </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>After returning back from a foreign trip,  Udurawana asked his wife, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Do I look like a foreigner? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Wife: No! Why? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this village???" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one lleg and told WALK. WALK.  Cockroach walked.  Then he cut it's second lleg and told the same.  Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same.   At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>But cockroach didn't walk. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>On a political rally Udurawana was arrested. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Why??? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and  He did it.. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the driver adjusted mirror. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">======================================= </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">>Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! </span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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