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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crazyfool" data-source="post: 606563" data-attributes="member: 32151">Name of the carUdurawana : What is the name of your car ?Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with "T".Udurawana : Ohoo your car start by Tea, And My car start by petrol.Udurawana with a computerUdurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time.1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.Udurawana's SWOT analysis1.Strength : My wife.2.Weakness : My neighbor's wife.3.Opportunity : When My neighbor is on tour.4.Threat : When I am on tourBrave fartherUdurawana : My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.Friend : He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.Udurawana : I didn't say he got outWho is the boss ??Udurawana was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist.The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.Udurawana stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,"From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law!  I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.  And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ....""The funeral director," said his wife.FluteUdurawana : Hey man !why did you give this useless flute to my son ?Shopkeeper : What happened,  sir ?Udurawana :  what happened ! this flute is full of holes....!!! !Break Into the HouseUdurawana went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant."No, no,no!" said Udurawana. "I just want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"HearingUdurawana had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."Udurawana replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"CommunicationUdurawan & his friend tired of mobile & decide to use pigeons.One day a pigeon reaches Udurawana without message.Angry Udurawana calls his friend & asks" Is this a missed call ???????????? "Mother tongue.Son(while filling up a form) : Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?Udurawana : Very long!Money saving.Friend : See how smart I am, I went to honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.Udurawana : You are nothing, I saved all my money, my best man was going & I sent my wife with him.Door bellA lady calls Udurawana for repairing door bell.Udurawana doesn't turns up for 4 days.Lady calls again.Udurawana replies: I came 4 days, pressed the bell, but no one came out.Lost keyUdurawana : I have swallowed a key.Doctor: When?Udurawana : 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Udurawana : I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it tooName of dogsUdurawana who had acquired two new dogs, was visiting his friend,and the friend asked what their names were.Udurawana responded by saying that one was named "Rolex" and one was named "Gemex".His friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?""They're watch dogs!" answered Udurawana.What is farther awayUdurawana & neighbor living in Kandy were sitting on a bench on a full moon night talking.....The neighbor says to Udurawana,"Which do you think is farther away........ ..Colombo or the moon?"Udurawana turns and says "Colombo""Why ?????" The neighbor asks"Can you see Colombo from here ???? Udurawana replies .The act of unlockingA customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.He went to the service department and found the mechanic Udurawana.Udurawana working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.As the customer watched from the passenger's side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open."Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!""I know," answered Udurawana. "I already got that side. Now I am trying to open driver's side "Well preparedMrs Udurawana phoned Udurawana in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner.""Good" replied Udurawana, "make sure she's prepared well".Udurawana at a barUdurawana noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. As he was getting up to talk to her.Bartender : "Hey don't worry about her, She is lesbian!"Udurawana : "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get them all"....and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he says."Honey where exactly in Lesbia, you from?"</blockquote>

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