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Message: <blockquote data-quote="WhiteWalker" data-source="post: 21034329" data-attributes="member: 548558">I’ve seen this joke written about multiple individuals, including atheists, Presbyterians, agnostics, and Protestants generally. It goes something like this.A man was hiking alone in the woods, admiring the world, when he encountered a grizzly bear. The man ran away and the bear chased him. As the bear cornered him, the man thought that perhaps if the bear were enlightened, it would spare him. Then man prayed, “Dear Lord in Heaven, I don’t want to die. Please make this bear a proper Christian.”The man’s prayer was answered! A golden beam from Heaven touched the bear, and his eyes showed awareness of the Almighty. The bear looked at the man, comprehension dawning. The bear knelt and put its paws together in prayer. “Dear Lord, for this bounty you have provided, I am most thankful.”</blockquote>

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