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<blockquote data-quote="rukshan0000" data-source="post: 16585764" data-attributes="member: 321063"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>One stone</strong> is enough to break a glass.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>One sentence</strong> is enough to break a heart.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>One sec</strong> is enough to fall in love.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">But why the hell <strong>one chapter</strong> is not enough to pass in exam...???</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*********************************************************</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A boy's eye is</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Faster than Google in searching a</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Beautiful girl in crowd...</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>But A boy's heart is</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Slower than Governments bus while</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*********************************************************</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nickname of HEAVEN</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Hmmm.....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">That’s why it is said that</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">COUPLES are made in HEAVEN.</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*********************************************************</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler and said:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot..”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I still don’t get why I got rusticated.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I only asked him, “Which End Sir..??”</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*********************************************************</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Father to Son: “Why don't you just go and study..??”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Son: “What for..??”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Father: “You'll get good marks...”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Son: “Then..??”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Father: “You'll get good job..”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">......Son: “Then..??”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Father: “You'll have big house, new car…”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Son: “So what after that..??”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Father: “After that you'll relax..”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Son: “So what do you think I am doing right now..??”</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*********************************************************</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Announcement in University:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"The students who have parked their cars on the driveway,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">please move them.."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Another announcement after 20 minutes:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"The 200 students who went to move 9 cars,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Please return to their respective classes.."</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*********************************************************</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ugly Truth:</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>In Bed,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">It's 6AM,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">...& it's 7:45</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>But in Office,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">It's 9:30am</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">& It's Still 9:31</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">+ reps highly appreciate<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rukshan0000, post: 16585764, member: 321063"] [B][/B][SIZE="4"][B]One stone[/B] is enough to break a glass. [B]One sentence[/B] is enough to break a heart. [B]One sec[/B] is enough to fall in love. But why the hell [B]one chapter[/B] is not enough to pass in exam...??? ********************************************************* [B]A boy's eye is[/B] Faster than Google in searching a Beautiful girl in crowd... [B]But A boy's heart is[/B] Slower than Governments bus while Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves. ********************************************************* COLLEGE and SCHOOL are the nickname of HEAVEN Hmmm..... That’s why it is said that COUPLES are made in HEAVEN. ********************************************************* My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler and said: “At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot..” I still don’t get why I got rusticated. I only asked him, “Which End Sir..??” ********************************************************* Father to Son: “Why don't you just go and study..??” Son: “What for..??” Father: “You'll get good marks...” Son: “Then..??” Father: “You'll get good job..” ......Son: “Then..??” Father: “You'll have big house, new car…” Son: “So what after that..??” Father: “After that you'll relax..” Son: “So what do you think I am doing right now..??” ********************************************************* Announcement in University: "The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them.." Another announcement after 20 minutes: "The 200 students who went to move 9 cars, Please return to their respective classes.." ********************************************************* Ugly Truth: [B]In Bed,[/B] It's 6AM, You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... ...& it's 7:45 [B]But in Office,[/B] It's 9:30am You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... & It's Still 9:31[/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Purple"]+ reps highly appreciate:):)[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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