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<blockquote data-quote="yoshrox" data-source="post: 3386815" data-attributes="member: 125979"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #a13f00">Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.</span></strong></span></span> </p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: deepskyblue"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: deepskyblue">To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green">The road to success??.. Is always under construction. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #002060"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #002060">Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: navy">In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #2020a0">All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.</span></strong></span></span> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #2f2f2f"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #2f2f2f">Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100">Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: olive">If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: green">You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: teal">Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: blue">As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #6260a1"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #6260a1">He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #813f62"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #813f62">If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: red">Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8100">When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #bfbf00"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #bfbf00">If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3f8080"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3f8080">Especially for engg. Students---- </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #3f8080">If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #00c1c2"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #00c1c2">You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #4181ff"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #4181ff">The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: purple">After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia">If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ffbf18"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: #ffbf18">Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker </span></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="yoshrox, post: 3386815, member: 125979"] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#a13f00]Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=deepskyblue] To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=green] The road to success??.. Is always under construction. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#002060] Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=navy] In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#2020a0]All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#2f2f2f] Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#ff8100] Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=olive] If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=green] You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=teal] Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=blue] As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#6260a1] He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#813f62] If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=red] Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#ff8100] When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#bfbf00] If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#3f8080] Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#00c1c2] You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#4181ff] The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=purple] After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=fuchsia] If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][B][COLOR=#ffbf18] Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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