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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4861033" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">...................................................................................................................................</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The road to success??.. Is always under construction. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">taken?. If it is bad, it happens. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Especially for engg. Students---- </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 4861033, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]................................................................................................................................... Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The road to success??.. Is always under construction. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Especially for engg. Students---- If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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