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<blockquote data-quote="*danushka*" data-source="post: 1417486" data-attributes="member: 54015"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said , “Clara, soon we</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>will be married 50 years and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Clara replied, “Well, Paul, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Paul was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Clara said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Paul recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Clara asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>“I recall that,” said Paul. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>“All right,” Clara said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="*danushka*, post: 1417486, member: 54015"] [SIZE="3"][B]An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said , “Clara, soon we will be married 50 years and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Clara replied, “Well, Paul, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.” Paul was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons?” Clara said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?” Paul recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?” Clara asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.” “I recall that,” said Paul. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.” “All right,” Clara said. “So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”[/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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