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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 2512718" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "that first</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">coffin is for my wife."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">What happened to her?"</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"My dog attacked and kille her."</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Well, who is in the second coffin? "</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">dog attacked and killed her also."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">dog?"</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px">The man replied, "Join the queue.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 2512718, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "that first coffin is for my wife." What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and kille her." Well, who is in the second coffin? " "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement , "Can I borrow the dog?"[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]The man replied, "Join the queue.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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