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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Malith Sanka" data-source="post: 9554411" data-attributes="member: 127532">Husband V1.0Installing HUSBAND 1.0A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last  year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a  distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the  flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under  Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable  programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then  installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET  4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply  crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3  to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,  ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ reply DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment  Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command:  ithoughtyoulovedme. htmlandtry to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget  to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,  Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0  and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application  can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note  that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring  Loudly Beta. Whatever you do,DO NOTunder any circumstances install  Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will  eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition,  please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are  unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband  1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot  learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional  software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0  and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam! ---------</blockquote>

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