Latest ads

Ad icon
🎮 INDIAN PSN GIFT CARDS AVAILABLE NOW! 🎮
- madukaperera
- Updated: Yesterday at 12:57 PM
🚀 Google AI PRO – 18 Months | Rs. 850 Only
- lkkolla
- Updated: Monday at 4:56 PM
🔒 NordVPN Premium – 3 Months
- hrdilshan
- Updated: Thursday at 8:29 PM
🚀 Microsoft Office 365 Pro Plus – Lifetime Access! 🚀
- hrdilshan
- Updated: Thursday at 8:28 PM
Linkedin Premium Business / Careere /Sales Navigator - 1/2/3/6/9/12 Months - Reddem Link
- hrdilshan
- Updated: Thursday at 8:27 PM

Reply to thread

Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikini" data-source="post: 800127" data-attributes="member: 1950"><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Martinez, who had his hand up.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Patrick Henry, 1775."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Martinez.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she demanded.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Again, Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Teal"><span style="font-size: 12px">Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003"</span></span></p><p></p><p>(meka mata labunu ekak)</p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

Top Bottom