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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 1366290" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Valentine Jokes  </span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Marriage is a three ring circus: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">engagement ring </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">wedding ring </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">suffering     </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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