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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9547117" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 18px">Various Stages of Life - Male and Female!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE DRINK</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - beer</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - vodka</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - bourbon</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - double bourbon</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - Maalox</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE SEDUCTION LINE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - My parents are away for the weekend.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - My fiance is away for the weekend.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - My wife is away for the weekend.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - My second wife is dead.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - tongue</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - breakfast</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - She didn't set back my therapy</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - I didn't have to meet her kids</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - Got home alive.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE FAVORITE FANTASY</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - getting to third</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - airplane s*x</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - menage a trois</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - taking the company public</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - firm bowel movement</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - 25</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - 35</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - 48</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - 66</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - 17</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE IDEAL DATE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 Split the check before we go back to my place</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 Just come over</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 Just come over and cook.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE DRINK</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - Wine Coolers</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - White wine</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - Red wine</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - Dom Perignon</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - Need to wash my hair</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - Need to wash and condition my hair</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - Need to color my hair</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - Need to have Francois color my hair</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - Need to have Francois color my wig</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE FAVORITE SPORT</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - shopping</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - shopping</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - shopping</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - shopping</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - shopping</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - Burger King</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - Free meal</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - A diamond</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - A bigger diamond</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - Home Alone</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE FAVORITE FANTASY</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - tall, dark and handsome</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - tall, dark and handsome with money</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - a man with hair</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - a man</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - 17</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - 25</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - 35</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - 48</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - 66</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">AGE IDEAL DATE</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">17 - He offers to pay</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">25 - He pays</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids</span></span></p><p><span style="color: magenta"><span style="font-size: 15px">66 - He can chew breakfast</span> </span></p><p><span style="color: #ff00ff">re postnam sory </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9547117, member: 312790"] [COLOR=magenta][SIZE=4][SIZE=5]Various Stages of Life - Male and Female![/SIZE] THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 - beer 25 - vodka 35 - bourbon 48 - double bourbon 66 - Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 - My parents are away for the weekend. 25 - My girlfriend is away for the weekend 35 - My fiance is away for the weekend. 48 - My wife is away for the weekend. 66 - My second wife is dead. AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - tongue 25 - breakfast 35 - She didn't set back my therapy 48 - I didn't have to meet her kids 66 - Got home alive. AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - getting to third 25 - airplane s*x 35 - menage a trois 48 - taking the company public 66 - firm bowel movement WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 25 25 - 35 35 - 48 48 - 66 66 - 17 AGE IDEAL DATE 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 Split the check before we go back to my place 35 Just come over 48 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas. 66 Just come over and cook. THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to color my hair 48 - Need to have Francois color my hair 66 - Need to have Francois color my wig AGE FAVORITE SPORT 17 - shopping 25 - shopping 35 - shopping 48 - shopping 66 - shopping AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - Burger King 25 - Free meal 35 - A diamond 48 - A bigger diamond 66 - Home Alone AGE FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - tall, dark and handsome 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 - a man with hair 66 - a man AGE WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 17 25 - 25 35 - 35 48 - 48 66 - 66 AGE IDEAL DATE 17 - He offers to pay 25 - He pays 35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 - He can chew breakfast[/SIZE] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff00ff]re postnam sory [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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