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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3338777" data-attributes="member: 49393">Q. Why did the tomato blush?A. Because he saw the salad, dressing. Q. What did the lettuce say to the celery? A. Are you stalking me? Q. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? A. Because he couldn't find a date! Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?A. We have to stop meating like this. Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?A. Someone who lost their veg-inity! Q. Have you heard of the garlic diet?A. You don't lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner. Q. Why do people kill animals?A. Fur convenience steak. Q. How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. I don't know, but where do you get your protein? Q. What do you call a militant vegan? A. Lactose intolerant. Q. What's the best way to keep milk fresh?A. Leave it in the cow.</blockquote>

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