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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tcpik" data-source="post: 7747597" data-attributes="member: 53172"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed">Some Very Clever Business Signs</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></strong></p><p><strong>1) At an Optometrist's office:</strong></p><p><strong>"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>2) In a Restaurant window:</strong></p><p><strong>"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>3) In a Podiatrist's office:</strong></p><p><strong>"Time wounds all heels."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>4) On a Plumber's Shop:</strong></p><p><strong>"We repair what your husband fixed."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company:</strong></p><p><strong>"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>6) Pizza Shop Slogan:</strong></p><p><strong>"7 days without pizza makes one weak."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>7) At a Tire Shop:</strong></p><p><strong>"Invite us to your next blowout."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>8 ) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:</strong></p><p><strong>"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>9) At a Towing company:</strong></p><p><strong>"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>10) On an Electrician's truck:</strong></p><p><strong>"Let us remove your shorts."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>11) In a Nonsmoking Area:</strong></p><p><strong>"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign:</strong></p><p><strong>"We're #1 in the #2 business."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>13) On a Fence:</strong></p><p><strong>"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>14) At a Car Dealership:</strong></p><p><strong>"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>15) Outside a Muffler Shop:</strong></p><p><strong>"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>16) At the Electric Company:</strong></p><p><strong>"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home:</strong></p><p><strong>"Please drive carefully. We'll wait." </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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