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<blockquote data-quote="dumidishan" data-source="post: 3258511" data-attributes="member: 102814"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">Yet another zipped by, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!! ! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese-made cars were passing his Chevy,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">When yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"That'll be $150." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"150 dorrar? But was such short ride ... Why so much?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000">"Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Narrow'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dumidishan, post: 3258511, member: 102814"] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Chicago and asked to be taken out to O'Hare Airport. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]"Ohhh!!! TOYOTA!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Not too long after, another car flew by the taxi. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]"Ohh!!! NISSAN!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" Yet another zipped by, [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]"Ohh!!! Mitsubishi!! ! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]The taxi driver, complete 100% American, was starting to get a little miffed that the Japanese-made cars were passing his Chevy, When yet another car passed the taxi right as they were turning into the airport. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]"Ohh!!! Honda!!! Made in Japan!!! Very fast!!!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be $150." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800000]"150 dorrar? But was such short ride ... Why so much?" "Taxi Meter. Made in Japan. Very fast.":lol: :lol: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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