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Message: <blockquote data-quote="EHDEHD" data-source="post: 8154432" data-attributes="member: 57610">WHAT A WIFE SAYS...AND MEANS**The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You want **The wife says: We needThe wife means: I want**The wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You ll pay for this later**The wife says: We need to talkThe wife means: I need to complain**The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenientThe wife means: I want a new house.**The wife says: I want new curtains.The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!**The wife says: I need wedding shoes.The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.**The wife says: Hang the picture thereThe wife means: No, I mean hang it there!**The wife says: I heard a noiseThe wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.**The wife says: Do you love me?The wife means: I m going to ask for something expensive.**The wife says: How much do you love me?The wife means: I did something today you re not going to like.**The wife says: Am I fat?The wife means: Tell me I m beautiful.**The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.The wife means: Just agree with me.**The wife says: YesThe wife means: No**The wife says: NoThe wife means: No**The wife says: MaybeThe wife means: No**The wife says: I m sorryThe wife means: You ll be sorry* *The wife says: Nothing.The wife means: Everything.*</blockquote>

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