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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 576830" data-attributes="member: 27411"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">yours!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: I must have been given your share!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Okay, get out!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: I think I could make you very happy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Why? Are you leaving?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Can I have your name?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Why, don't you already have one?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Shall we go and see a film?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: I've already seen it!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Where have you been all my life?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Hiding from you.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Is this seat empty?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: So, what do you do for a living?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: I'm a female impersonator.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">SHE: Do not enter.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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