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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Matti PuuSa" data-source="post: 7009798" data-attributes="member: 254988">so cute <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /> Gorillas (the "L's are silent, hence, "gorias" also pronounced "gorirras") are the big hairy people living in your mom's backyard and are man's closest relatives in the ape family. They are in fact more intelligent that humans but chose not to use their intellect to take over the world, due to their pacifist ideology. They love to throw wild parties in your mom's backyard. In the wild, they are often seen engaged in kitten grappling, nostril dentation, or poop flinging, older gorias are known colloquially as civil engineers. Female gorias are called snatchsquatches, or sometimes yetis, yaks, james miller, King Kong or yentas. They can be differentiated from male gorias by the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Glow_in_the_dark&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">iridescent slime</a> trails they leave in the grass. Goria muff hats are all the rage in <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Delaware" target="_blank">Delaware</a> and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Canada" target="_blank">Canada</a>. At the time of this writing, most gorias spend lots of time tugging on each others genitals like they were hot taffy and licking the <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Rancid&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">rancid</a> sweat from their palms at intervals. Boop. One notable gorilla that taught sign language is <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Koko" target="_blank">Koko</a>. When she was younger, she liked watching <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dirty_old_man" target="_blank">dirty old man</a> gorillas. Her other hobbies were eating raw chicken and having sex with dead fish. But one fish happened to be alive and it impregnated her. She soon gave bith to three notable celebrities: <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ozzy_Osbourne" target="_blank">Ozzy Osbourne</a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mr._T" target="_blank">Mr. T</a>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Mark_Henry&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank">Mark </a>  <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gorillas" target="_blank">http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gorillas</a></blockquote>

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