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Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 605405" data-attributes="member: 4467"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="color: Green">"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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