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Message: <blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 7467163" data-attributes="member: 244453"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A little boy asked his mother:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Mummy, why are you white and I am black?</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky  that you don’t bark.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">One man calls emergency:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> After five minutes, the same man calls back:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - It is OK, I found another one.  </span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">One woman stops a taxi.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - To the airport, please.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror,  says:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Well, you haven’t  arrived to the airport yet neither.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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