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<blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 7467163" data-attributes="member: 244453"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A little boy asked his mother:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Mummy, why are you white and I am black?</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">One man calls emergency:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> After five minutes, the same man calls back:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - It is OK, I found another one. </span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">One woman stops a taxi.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - To the airport, please.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.</span></span></span><span style="color: Blue"></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"> - Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="vidura99, post: 7467163, member: 244453"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]A little boy asked his mother:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - Mummy, why are you white and I am black?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]One man calls emergency:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] After five minutes, the same man calls back:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - It is OK, I found another one. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]One woman stops a taxi.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - To the airport, please.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue] - Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet neither.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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