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<blockquote data-quote="thilzz" data-source="post: 3634385" data-attributes="member: 103868"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal">Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Maroon">2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Maroon">4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple">5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Maroon">6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Purple"></span><span style="color: Maroon">7. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="thilzz, post: 3634385, member: 103868"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Teal]A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." The children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers then compared the results and put together some of the 'better' ones. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Purple]1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)[/COLOR] [COLOR=Maroon]2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7)[/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple]3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)[/COLOR] [COLOR=Maroon]4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)[/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple] 5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)[/COLOR] [COLOR=Maroon]6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)[/COLOR] [COLOR=Purple] [/COLOR][COLOR=Maroon]7. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :lol::lol::baffled::rofl::rofl::P:nerd: [/QUOTE]
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