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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 3530747" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">she asked the question, </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"When you die and go to heaven..... which part of</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">your body goes first?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Because when you pray, you hold your hands</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">THE NUN FAINTED!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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