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WHAT GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST ? (18+)
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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 3530747" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">she asked the question, </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"When you die and go to heaven..... which part of</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">your body goes first?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"Because when you pray, you hold your hands</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night..</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">"OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">THE NUN FAINTED!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 3530747, member: 27281"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"]The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands." "Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs". The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs? Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night.. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, "OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!" THE NUN FAINTED! [/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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