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what is a KISS??(as analyzed by various proffessors)
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<blockquote data-quote="crazy_m" data-source="post: 935923" data-attributes="member: 830"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> Prof. of Computer Science:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Algebra:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is two divided by nothing.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Geometry:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Physics:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Zoology:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Physiology:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Dentistry:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Accountancy:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Economics:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Philosophy:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.:rolf:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Prof. of Engineering:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'">Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="crazy_m, post: 935923, member: 830"] [B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Georgia"] Prof. of Computer Science: A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.:lol: Prof. of Algebra: A kiss is two divided by nothing.:rolleyes: Prof. of Geometry: A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.;) Prof. of Physics: A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.:eek: Prof. of Zoology: A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.:shocked: Prof. of Physiology: A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.:rolleyes: Prof. of Dentistry: A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.:lol: Prof. of Accountancy: A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.:yes: Prof. of Economics: A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.;) Prof. of Philosophy: A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.:rolf: Prof. of Engineering: Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that term.:oo::lol: [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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