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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chip" data-source="post: 85966" data-attributes="member: 1963"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God said, "Adam, I Want you to do Something for me."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God said, "Go down into that valley."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "What's a valley?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God explained it to him.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Then God said, "Cross the river."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "What's a river?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "What is a hill?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "What's a cave?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a woman."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "What's a woman?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So God explained that to him, too.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Adam said, "How do I do that?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God first said (under his breath), "Heavens!! "</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Then, in about five minutes, he was back.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">And Adam said,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">*</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What's a headache?!</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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