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<blockquote data-quote="hiranthika" data-source="post: 860103" data-attributes="member: 40106"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><u>Finally, a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I can relate </u></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Question:</span></span></strong> <span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>What is the truest definition of Globalization?</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">Answer:</span></span></strong> <span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Princess Diana's death. </strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Question:</span></strong></span> <span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">How come?</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Answer: </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px">An <span style="color: DarkOrchid">English </span>princess with </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px">an <span style="color: Green">Egyptian</span> boyfriend</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><p style="text-align: center">crashes in a <span style="color: Magenta">French</span> </p><p></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>tunnel, driving a </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: YellowGreen">German</span> car </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>with a <span style="color: DarkRed">Dutch</span> engine, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>driven by a <span style="color: Red">Belgian </span> </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>who was drunk </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>on <span style="color: Olive">Scottish</span> whisky, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>(check the bottle before you change the spelling), </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>followed closely by </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Italian </span>Paparazzi, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>on <span style="color: Sienna">Japanese</span> motorcycles; </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>treated by an Amer ican doctor, using </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: MediumTurquoise">Brazilian</span> medicines.</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>This was originally sent to you by </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>a <span style="color: DarkOrchid">Canadian</span>,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>using Bill Gates's technology, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>and you're probably reading this on your computer, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>that uses <span style="color: Olive">Taiwanese</span> </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>chips, and a </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Navy">Korean </span>monitor, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>assembled by </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Bangladeshi</span> workers </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>in a <span style="color: DarkOrchid">Singapore</span> plant, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>transported by <span style="color: DarkRed">Indian</span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>lorry-drivers, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>hijacked by <span style="color: SeaGreen">Indonesians</span>, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>and trucked to you by <span style="color: Indigo">Chinese</span> illegals..... </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>That, my friends, is </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">G</span> <span style="color: Blue">l </span>o<span style="color: Purple">b</span> a<span style="color: Lime">l</span> <span style="color: Magenta">i</span>z<span style="color: DarkRed">a</span>t <span style="color: DarkSlateGray">i</span> <span style="color: Teal">o</span>n ! </strong></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hiranthika, post: 860103, member: 40106"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"][B][U]Finally, a definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I can relate [/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Question:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR="Black"][SIZE="6"][B]What is the truest definition of Globalization?[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [B][COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]Answer:[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR="Black"][SIZE="5"][B]Princess Diana's death. [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"][B][SIZE="5"]Question:[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="Black"][B][SIZE="5"]How come?[/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][B][SIZE="5"][/size][/B][SIZE="5"][/SIZE] [CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Answer: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE="6"]An [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]English [/COLOR]princess with [/SIZE] [SIZE="6"]an [COLOR="Green"]Egyptian[/COLOR] boyfriend[/SIZE] [/CENTER] [SIZE="5"][B][CENTER]crashes in a [COLOR="Magenta"]French[/COLOR] [/CENTER][/B][/SIZE] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][B]tunnel, driving a [COLOR="YellowGreen"]German[/COLOR] car with a [COLOR="DarkRed"]Dutch[/COLOR] engine, driven by a [COLOR="Red"]Belgian [/COLOR] who was drunk on [COLOR="Olive"]Scottish[/COLOR] whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by [COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]Italian [/COLOR]Paparazzi, on [COLOR="Sienna"]Japanese[/COLOR] motorcycles; treated by an Amer ican doctor, using [COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]Brazilian[/COLOR] medicines. This was originally sent to you by a [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Canadian[/COLOR], using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses [COLOR="Olive"]Taiwanese[/COLOR] chips, and a [COLOR="Navy"]Korean [/COLOR]monitor, assembled by [COLOR="Red"] Bangladeshi[/COLOR] workers in a [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]Singapore[/COLOR] plant, transported by [COLOR="DarkRed"]Indian[/COLOR] lorry-drivers, hijacked by [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Indonesians[/COLOR], unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by [COLOR="Indigo"]Chinese[/COLOR] illegals..... That, my friends, is [COLOR="Red"]G[/COLOR] [COLOR="Blue"]l [/COLOR]o[COLOR="Purple"]b[/COLOR] a[COLOR="Lime"]l[/COLOR] [COLOR="Magenta"]i[/COLOR]z[COLOR="DarkRed"]a[/COLOR]t [COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]i[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]o[/COLOR]n ! [/B][/SIZE][/CENTER];) ;) :lol: [/QUOTE]
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