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<blockquote data-quote="Ms.Cherry Blossom" data-source="post: 7884357" data-attributes="member: 283623"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><u><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">What is Tension?</span></span></u></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">THAT’S IT. YOU GET </span></span></strong></span> <span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">TENSED</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">YOU HAVE MORE </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">TENSION</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">EVEN MORE </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">TENSION</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> FOR YOU. </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?” </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">THIS IS REAL </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">TENSION</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img 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[QUOTE="Ms.Cherry Blossom, post: 7884357, member: 283623"] [SIZE=5][U][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]What is Tension?[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/SIZE] [SIZE=5] [B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’ THAT’S IT. YOU GET [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]TENSED[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]. You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’ Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’ YOU HAVE MORE [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]TENSION[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]. Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father. EVEN MORE [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]TENSION[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS] FOR YOU. Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?” THIS IS REAL [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]TENSION[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS].:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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