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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 45953" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><p style="text-align: left">Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>But, since it was better than death,He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Many people advised him to consult the old witch,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>For only she would have the answer.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>the witch.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>first.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And Arthur's closest friend!</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Young Arthur was horrified.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He refused to force his friend to marry her and</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>endure such a terrible burden,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And the preservation of the Round Table.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?"</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>truth.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And that Arthur's life would be spared.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And so it was.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>But, what a sight awaited him.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>bed.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>And the beautiful maiden the other half.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"Which would you prefer? She asked him.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>"Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Lancelot pondered the predicament.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Or,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>(If you are a woman reading this�) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>What Lancelot chose, is given below:</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>life.</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>Now... what is the moral to this story?</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>The moral is...</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>1) There is</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>a powerful creature (witch) in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!</p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em>2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.</p><p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">So, always remember:</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!! 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[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 45953, member: 1233"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"][B][I][LEFT]Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death,He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?" She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life." Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half. "Which would you prefer? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?" Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with? (If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be? (If you are a woman reading this�) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be? What Lancelot chose, is given below: BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY? Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life. Now... what is the moral to this story? The moral is... 1) There is a powerful creature (witch) in every woman no matter how beautiful she is! 2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.[/LEFT][/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]So, always remember:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!! [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/CENTER] [IMG]http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7574/3598652werocksuu6.gif[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.storage4all.com/uploads/ee121a338b.gif[/IMG] :love: [url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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