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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4904264" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Original List:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Handsome </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Charming </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3..... Financially successful </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. A caring listener </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Witty </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. In good shape </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Dresses with style </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Appreciates finer things </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9.. Full of thoughtful surprises </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10. An imaginative, romantic lover</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Nice looking </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Opens car doors, holds chairs </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Has enough money for a nice dinner </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Wants to talk to me. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Laughs at my jokes </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Carries bags of groceries with ease </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Loves to go for drives </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Not too ugly </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Nods head when I'm talking </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10..... Shaves most weekends</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Doesn't borrow money too often </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Appreciates a good TV dinner </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers your name on occasion </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Shaves some weekends</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Doesn't scare small children </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Remembers where bathroom is </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Only snores lightly when asleep </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Remembers why he's laughing </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Usually wears some clothes </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Likes soft foods </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Remembers where he left his teeth </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Remembers that it's the weekend</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Breathing </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Doesn't miss the toilet</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Life is Big Joke...So Anticipate & Laugh it Out Loud...</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4904264, member: 49393"] [B][SIZE="3"]What I Want in a Man, Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3..... Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9.. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Wants to talk to me. 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Loves to go for drives 10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10..... Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet Life is Big Joke...So Anticipate & Laugh it Out Loud...[/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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