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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gontababa" data-source="post: 11382016" data-attributes="member: 323188"><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">What's for dinner dad?</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p><p></span></span><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"You'll see", he replies.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fu**ing asshole ..."</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">sex with granny</p><p></span></span><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Johnny asks grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Grandpa says: "Yes, but only oral."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Johnny asks: "What is oral?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Grandpa says: "I say f**k you, she says f**k you, too."</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">I was taught not to piss on my hands</p><p></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">A lawyer, an economist, and a teacher were going to the bathroom. The lawyer gets done, washes his hands, and then proceeds to use almost the entire roll of paper towels to dry his hands. He says "I was taught to be thorough." The economist gets done, washes his hands, but uses only one paper towel. He says "I was taught to be environmentally friendly." The teacher gets done and leaves without washing his hands. He says "I was taught not to piss on my hands.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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